Office by Alex Penny
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fuckyeahtodayprimaverasound!
I’m ridiculously good at both, but you can only pick one. Sorry, dude. You can’t have it all on the same day. That’s too much transcendent pleasure for one man to handle. I’ll spoil you, but I won’t spoil you rotten.
(Source: tomyhusband)
